Limericks - a collection

Post date: Feb 28, 2011 11:59:31 AM

Do you like these short, witty rhymes called limericks? Well, here you can find some examples by several authors.

And ofcourse you can send in your own, self-made limerick! Send it to Peppy or Byronbrand.                                 

A number of limericks by Poffo Honeydew on a seperate page.

Rufferick

In the North lives a dog who's called Ruff,

he is bright and can do lots of stuff.

Now this Ruff is so clever,

there's a lad swearing never

to play cards with a dog that can bluff.

Tibba

Linarick

There once was a lass from up North,

who the bagpipes strongly abhorred.

When she heard but a peep,

she would cry out and weep,

till peace was once more restored.

Tibba

Now Hobbits like hearing good stories

Of heroes, and treasures and glory

But I don't have the time

So intead here's a rhyme

About the young lass Miss Amorey!

Simbo

When she starts to recite we all cheer.

With all lim'ricks she makes in a year

you could fill up a pack.

Daphnea sent a whole stack,

so she gets her own section right here.

Yola

Announced is a concert for Buckland.

It will be the first of many in Breeland.

The strollers will play,

but from the Shire away.

 And starting they will play at Golden perch friday'

Maryelle

I once was misled by a fibber

With lies that made me stand and jibber

But much later that day

My bad mood went away

At seeing the dancing Miss Tibba!

Simbo