Act against Shamefull Shrew mistreatment !

Today I tripped over what seemed to be a small handkerchief that accidentlyfell of a laundry basket owned by someone who just had a bloody nose - plus

a runny cold.

However to my horror I discovered that the said handkerchief was in fact

the lifeless body of a once cheerpy, fluffy, cute freckled wet nosed shrew !

After doing some more research it came under my attention that in fact this shrew was

just one of many innocent creatures brutally stompered to death by a horde of

animal hating Man, Hobbits, Dwarf and Elf alike. The attached sketch shows in graphic detail a stomping going on ( those with a delegate nature are advised not to look).

Who is to say the if one stomps a shrew... that shrew is not the the parent of a 

litter of 15 baby shrewlings ( as is the average number per nest ) who will go

hungry and starve because of this single orc like act.

As of now I am founding the "Against Shrew Stomping" society. Please sent your note of support to the Gazette and if you see an act of Stomping then please do not hesitate to utter words of protest to the wrongdoer.

Yours truely feetbloodless ,

Byronbrand Stepwise

Deputy Mayor