And it will be a party where you can bring your pets hats PETS! Cats, Dogs, Rabbits, Horses, Hats, anything, but mainly hats! In particular there will be a Pet Hat PET Show with prizes given to some of the best pets hats PETS at the party!

The categories for the Pet Hat PET Show will be as follows:

 - Best Pet Hat PETwith Wings

 - Best Furry Pet Hat  PET

 - Best Non-Four-legged Friend Hat  PET

 - Best Horny Pet Hat PET

 - Best Slimy Pet Hat  PET (although Slimy Hat may get a prize too, if you get Woot to wear it)

- Best way to trick Woot into NOT wearing a hat

So come along with your pets hats PETS, and have a good time, and maybe win a prize!

And don't forget to NOT wear a hat!

Location: 4 Myrtle Court, Shortshot

Date:  Sat June 27th

Time: 7.30pm (UK time) for 8pm start

Ed.: I'm very sorry dear readers, but the Gazette has been compromised and vandalised again. So much for that much talked about 2FA double key security system! Useless!  BLAME WOOT!!