More victims of overzeallous ruling - Gazette Issue 9 - 1424 S.R.

I'm most angry at our Mayor! But let me start with what happened last night..

Here I was, in Oldfurlong visiting the excellent concert of the Purple Pipeweed Parlor Band, when all of a sudden the singer lost her voice. It was not a sore throat or laryngitis. No, she was punished for repeating the same words too often in a short period of time. Such are the rules of our idiot Mayor: We can no longer sing the same line again and again, even if the music and lyrics so dictate. It is punishable by losing your voice for an entire day, 24 hours!

He claims this rule serves a higher purpose, but it affects normal daily life too extremely. Well, especially if you are a musician or a lover of music. And it happens time and time again. Last night was no incident! Good friends of mine and fellow bandmembers fell victim of this and one of them is now so angry that she has locked herself into her burrow, vowing not to come out until this no-repeats rule will be lifted. Last night it happened to an lady elf minstrel, visiting our lands with her band. And bystanders gave evidence of similar incidents that they had witnessed.

Whatever will be next?
 



 
SPECIAL EVENTS

 DAY  DATE MONTH
TIME
EVENT
INFO
Saturday
 15September
 20:00September OAKS with the Purple Pipeweed Parlor Band
More info
Friday
 21September
 19:30Green Dragon Yarrr Day
More info
Sunday
 23September
 19:30the Search for Toolman's Treasure
More info
      
      
   

RECURRING EVENTS

 DAY  DATE MONTH
TIME
EVENT
LOCATION
Wednesday
19
September
 19:30Night of the Muses
Michel Delving, Eldar Monument
Thursday
20
September  19:30
Bird & Baby Yard Party
Michel Delving, Bird & Baby Inn
Friday
21
September  19:30 Green Dragon Friday
Bywater, Green Dragon Inn
Monday
24
September  19:30 Hobbit Market
Michel Delving, Crafter's Square
Tuesday 
25
September  19:30 Hobbit Market
Michel Delving, Crafter's Square
Wednesday
26
September 19:30Night of the Muses
Michel Delving, Eldar monument
Thursday
27
September  19:30 Bird & Baby Yard Party
Michel Delving, Bird & Baby Inn
Friday
28
September  19:30 Green Dragon Friday
Bywater, Green Dragon Inn


For more events and information make sure to check the Hobbitcalendar!
All the above times are UK time. To get Servertime subtract 5
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