by Toadflax Nosely

We smoke lots of pipe-weed in Oldfurlong,
We've Mushrooms of all kinds both plain and strange
We party hard with lots of hugs and dancin'
Our lively spirit's never going to change

I'm glad to be a hobbit from Oldfurlong,
A place where every day's another ball.
We are never too tired to throw a party
And our friendships are the biggest thrills of all

We can make a party out of nuthin',
Though it's best with ale and food (and music too)
And everyone can do just what they want to
We are livin' free like every Hobbit do

I'm glad to be a hobbit from Oldfurlong,
A place where every day's another ball.
We are never too tired to throw a party
And our friendships are the biggest thrills of all

We don't care for wearing Manly footwear
We love to feel the ground beneath our toes
We don't let our feet get soft and clammy,
Like shoe-wearers whose stink-feet hurts the nose

We are never too tired to throw a party
In Oldfurlong, south from Waymeet in the Shire

((It goes well to sing this to the tune "Okie From Muskogee"))