By Poffo Honeydew I was fishing when a fish struck I landed him quickly what luck! I held up my prize, The fish rolled its eyes And then it threw up on me Yuk! Poems like this I can not compose With nasty smells in my nose But this one was easy I only felt quesy Because I was smelling my toes. A Lankyshank friend of mine, Asked me Poffo when is dinnertime, I replied, "At eleven, At three, five, and seven, And eight and at a quarter past nine A feller jumped off a high wall And had a most terrible fall He went back to bed With a bump on his head That's why yer don't jump off a wall Flounder fillet is simply delicious It is one of my favorite dishes Enhance it with pork Then hand me a fork And my stomach will get what it wishes I once took a lass to tea; It was just as I thought it would be Her rumblings abdominal Were simply phenomenal, And everyone thought it was me. |
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