Poffo's limericks

By Poffo Honeydew

I was fishing when a fish struck
I landed him quickly  what luck!
I held up my prize,
The fish rolled its eyes
And then it threw up on me  Yuk!

Poems like this I can not compose
With nasty smells in my nose
But this one was easy
I only felt quesy
Because I was smelling my toes.

A Lankyshank friend of mine,
Asked me Poffo when is dinnertime,
I replied, "At eleven,
At three, five, and seven,
And eight and at a quarter past nine

A feller jumped off a high wall
And had a most terrible fall
He went back to bed
With a bump on his head
That's why yer don't jump off a wall

Flounder fillet is simply delicious
It is one of my favorite dishes
Enhance it with pork
Then hand me a fork
And my stomach will get what it wishes

I once took a lass to tea;
It was just as I thought it would be
 Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me.