Welcome to the part of the Bramblebury Gazette where artists are given the opportunity to present themselves and their works of art. We cater for printable art only, so please don't send in any wooden or stone-hewn sculptures! Sketches of these sculptures can be printed, of course. We hereby present some poetry to you, song lyrics, paintings and short stories.

The teachings of Master Simbo Rumblebelly about how to make your own poetry can be found in the Art of Poetry - the classes

If you want to contribute to the Art's Corner, please send your submission via Quick Post.





Poem - King and Queen

posted May 7, 2017, 2:15 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush   [ updated May 7, 2017, 2:16 AM ]

By Simbolo Rumblebelly  

What would the night be without the stars? 
That we may admire from afar 
And what would the day be without the sun? 
That it may shine on everyone 

And could you have a bird without a song?
That it sings sweetly all day long
And what would a river be without a fish?
Or a wishing well without a wish?

So what would a lad be without a lass?
To keep him on the rightful path
And what would a lass be without a lad?
He may be silly, but makes her glad

Be it a lad and a lass, or Queen and King
There's happiness in pairs of things...
For many things are bound together
And two as one can stay forever


Some info about the author:
Master Simbolo is the brother of another fine poet: Simbo. Talent runs in the family there!
He made this poem for the occasion of the coronation of Queen Dassa and King Potty on May 6 2017 and first performed it there.

Poem - the Silly Dragon

posted Sep 14, 2016, 4:17 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush

By Pycella Woodberry  


The Silly Dragon  

Once there was a land far from here  
And there, many dragons dwelt  
They spat fire and ruled the skies  
Hoarded treasures and enjoyed their lives  

One dragon was a special one  
He disliked fire and having coin  
He sniffed blooms and tended plants
He liked to get dirt on his hands

The other dragons kept mocking him
They thought real dragons should be grim
"Real dragons don't care for gardening"
"They should be mean and frightening!"

The mocking made that dragon sad
One day, he took his garden hat
He walked straight down into a pond
Where he could tend weeds with love

One day, the dragons had a silly fight
About a treasure, there's no doubt
The fight turned the world into a fiery pit
And all the dragons went extinct
Except for one...

The silly dragon wondered what was going on
So it crept out from his peaceful pond
To see how the world had burnt to ashes
The air was heavy with all the sadness

But the silly dragon didn't get upset
It smiled and into the pond it went
It drank all the water it could take
And then it came up with haste
It rose up and flew quite high
And poured water down from the sky
It spread seeds on the ground so bare
And they grew into fields so fair
The dragon planted blooms and greens
Turnips, corn and apple trees
There was no place left bare nor plain
The world became alive again.

Where is that silly dragon now?
Into the pond he did go
There he blows some water bubbles
And enjoys eating tasty mussels
To him, it never mattered really
That he was born so silly.

 
About the Author:
Miss Pycella is a talented poet, storyteller and playwright. She often recites her work on Green Dragon Fridays. With this poem, she entered the poetry competition of the Harnkegger Games 2016 and won the silvery prize.
Miss Pycella runs a pie-shop and was elected Shire May Queen in 2016

Poem - A hill never climbed

posted May 7, 2016, 2:31 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush

By Ponso Pondhopper  

The other day I took a stroll, 
With no particular aim in mind. 
To pass some time, my only goal; 
Perhaps to see what I could find. 

Towards the Smials I set my feet;
Followed the crag, beneath the trees.
The sun shone brightly, what a treat!
And on my face a cooling breeze.

At copses' end, I took a right,
And climbed the path with boulders strewn;
Till Tuckborough hove into sight.
I stopped to rest; 'twas nearly noon.

My seat a stone, both wide and flat;
On a branch above, a blackbird trilled,
As in a reverie I sat;
Its endless song my spirits filled.

I thought of all the times I'd been
Sat on this stone, beneath this tree.
Of all the Shire sights I had seen,
And wondered if there was more to see.

And standing up, I spied a hill;
A lonely tree upon its crown.
I had the afternoon to kill,
So from my rock I scrambled down.

I said goodbye to the warbling bird;
Strode off once more across the sward.
The blackbird's song still plainly heard;
It's daring notes that thrilled and soared.

To my left, Great Willow, feet in mire;
To my right, a clump of silver birch.
I climbed the rise, onward and higher,
Determined in my dogged search.

And topping the ridge I saw the mound;
Encircled by a ring of stone.
Around its foot, a cart track wound,
And on its top, a tree, alone.

I scrambled down and crossed the lane;
And now the hill looked tall and bare.
My attempts to climb it were in vain;
No easy footholds anywhere!

But where's there's a will', my Dad would say,
'There's also a way, it can't be denied';
Determined was I to find the way,
And thought to try the other side.

I circled the base along the cliff;
The ground rose steeply by its side.
My legs grew tired, my back was stiff,
As I searched for the path as yet untried.

And then at last I found the way;
A grassy slope that smoothed the rise.
I scrambled up there straight away,
And what a view to meet my eyes!

Beneath my feet, the Farthing Stone,
Bywater beyond and Hobbiton Bridge;
The Party Tree, bedecked, alone,
And further on, The Hill's green ridge.

Here was a sight I'd never seen,
Bindbole wood in midday haze;
The distant Box Hills, blue and green.
More glorious view ne'er met my gaze!

So here I sat an hour, enthralled,
Watching the Water far below;
As through its vale it wound and sprawled.
I really didn't want to go.

But time, it's said, will never wait
For Hobbit, man or dwarf and elf;
The sun was dipping; it was late,
I woke from my daydream, shook myself.

I took a final look around,
And with a heavy heart, descended.
I followed the path that turned and wound;
Another exploration ended.

Odd that until this day I'd never
Climbed this hill, nor seen this sight;
Worth every ounce of my endeavour.
Inspiring view, a rare delight.

I headed home with sprightly gait;
The setting sun, low, in my eyes.
I didn't mind that it was late,
Not after winning such a prize!

Poem - The Secret of the Battle of the Greenfields

posted Mar 23, 2016, 1:27 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush

By Hollyberye, a Shire cook
  

The Secret of the Battle of the Greenfields   

When Golfimbul woke this very day
He was aching for a Hobbit fray
He dragged his hideous frame off
A soiled sack that was not very soft
The Gobby cook was slopping out
A soup of weeds and piggy snout
Golfy grabbed a filthy bowl
With sharp edges, time had taken its toll
After a lousy night of broken sleep
Golfy was hoping for roasted sheep
Instead he got this watery grub
It tasted foul and contained many slugs
He felt a lurch along his middle
The slugs went down, how they wiggled
“Pass the bread!” he shouted aloud
Over his head hung a dark cloud
His Gobby mates tossed him a hunk
Full of worms and gravelly chunks
Golfimbul cracked another tooth
An awful breakfast, that’s the truth!

Now over in the Hobbit camp
Bullroarer Took had slept like a champ
The night before he’d eaten well
Of apple pie with a sauce of caramel
And before that he’d had roasted chicken
With taters in a broth perfectly thickened
He washed it down with brew from clover
Not so much as to get a hangover
He’d gone to bed with great contentment
And dreamed of a victorious presentment
He was woken feeling quite well rested
Certain that he would not be bested
The smell of bacon warmed his heart
He polished it off with a savoury tart
The charming cook proffered some biscuits
Alongside the tenderest tasty brisket
But best of all he drank his tea
With a touch of honey from the bees
He rose from the table quite refreshed
Ready for battle without undue stress

As the foes approached across the Green
The Goblins looked mean though smelled unclean
But the Hobbits could hear their stomachs rumble
The Gobby’s were hungry and their insides all tumbled
The Hobbit army was quite well fed
With a full stomach, they had nothing to dread
But they paused to have a little snack
Such foresight! They’d packed honey cakes in their packs
The Gobby’s had nothing on which to gnaw
Except for an Aleford poisoned black crow claw
Golfimbul washed that down with sour turnip bile
While our Took quenched his thirst with beer for a while
All the Goblin Chief managed was a baleful glance
Our Took was quick to take aim and grab his chance
Took lobbed a spoiled turnip straight in his mouth
Then knocked off Golfy’s head with a resounding clout
The battle that day was won on good food
The starving Goblins were thoroughly stewed
The moral is that those with the best pies
Will always oust the bad Goblin guys


This was one of three poems by three different poets, made specially for Bullroarer Took Day 2016.

Poem - the Thing that even Bullroarer fears

posted Mar 22, 2016, 10:42 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush

By Lina Willowwood 
  

the Thing that even Bullroarer fears  

A taller lad yer never saw 
The stoutest Took in farthings four  
A full-size steed he rode with pride  
His club was longer than an oar  

On Greenfields hobbits rallied round  
The hero of the goblin war
He killed their king in one fell swoop
And took his place in hobbit lore

Oh Bullroarer, we bow to you
This bright and festive spring-time day
Whenever danger roams our land
Your bravery will show the way

But courage only goes so far
For even heroes have their flaws
A worry never overcome
Their daring crushed by terror's jaws

And even one so bold as him
One thing he'd always face with fear
A source of near eternal dread
His tight and tiny underwear!

At four foot five, an awkward height
No cloth did ever fit him well
With tiny steps he moved ahead
Constricted by them britches fell

So think of him this day in spring
And ponder on his famous roar
The reason for his loudest screams?
Those piddly pants he always wore...



This was one of three poems by three different poets, made specially for Bullroarer Took Day 2016.

Poem - A Game of Golf

posted Mar 22, 2016, 10:31 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush

By Ponso Pondhopper  

A Game of Golf  

Bandobras Took was the son of the Thain   
The tallest then alive  
It was said, of course he could ride a horse  
His height being four foot five!   


Now, Isumbras’ son, when all’s said and done,
Must be the most famous of all;
He wielded a club, the goblins to drub,
Standing both stocky and tall


There’s many a book on the Family Took,
The stories, not hard to recall;
But one stands alone: of the Took who was known
As ‘Bullroarer’, the hero of all.


Now, one day long ago, as hist’ry books show,
The Shire came under attack.
From Mount Gram they came, the Greenfields to claim;
Goblins, all dressed in black!


Their leader, Golfimbul, was agile and nimble
And rather adept with an axe.
He’d amassed many hordes of goblins with swords;
On the Shire he launched his attacks.


The Hobbits were brave and tried hard to save
Their homelands from this assault.
But the goblins fought hard, pushed on yard by yard;
Their progress, no-one could halt.


The Greenfields, they crossed, and all seemed to be lost,
When a shout went up from the rear.
‘It’s Bullroarer at last, and he’s riding up fast!’
And the Hobbits replied with a cheer!


They parted their ranks, attacking the flanks
Of the goblins who’d stopped in their tracks.
The very ground shook, as Bandobras Took
Bore down on the one with the axe!


Golfimbul, t’is said, was fond of his head
And had no intention of losing it;
He turned tail and ran, deserting his clan.
A coward: let’s not be excusing it!


Through the ranks the Took rode, and the goblins he mowed
With every swipe of his stick.
Well Golfimbul broke free, trying to flee
But Bullroarer was after him, quick!


With the goblin in sight, the Took showed his might
And raised the great club in the air
He swung at his head and the goblin fell dead
And Bullroarer reined in his mare.


But the club had such heft that the goblin’s head left
His shoulders, and sailed through the air
And all stood and stared as the head, unimpaired
Disappeared into goodness-knows where!


Well that was enough: though the goblins were tough
They ran from Bandobras Took!
And the Hobbits all cheered, at the goblins they jeered;
Then off for the head went to look.


Strange to relate, Golfimbul’s pate
Had travelled a full hundred paces.
It had rolled down a furrow and into a burrow;
Well, that put a smile on their faces!


When Bullroarer saw, he gave a guffaw:
‘I think I’ve invented game,’
‘With a club strike a ball, in the hole, see it fall…’
‘And ‘Golf’ would be a grand name!’


So my dear friends, that’s how the tale ends,
And Took went back to Long Cleeve
The attack was prevented, and Golf was invented,
At least…
So I’ve been led to believe!


This was one of three poems by three different poets, made specially for Bullroarer Took Day 2016.

Poem - Ode to the Grand Order

posted Nov 17, 2015, 6:30 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush

By Simbo Rumblebelly  

A poem written in honour of the Grand Order's Eigth Anniversary. In a time when there are many bad things going on, it's emphasis is firmly of Friendship 

Ode to the Grand Order 

We welcome you to Songburrow
We've glad that you are here
To join us in our gathering
Remembering eight years
For at such times, it does us good
To meet up with our friends
Let hope this evening's full of hugs
And hope should never end

And so, it was eight years ago
A group of friends met up
At the Golden Perch in Stock
Where ale is fondly supped
And tales were told, adventures shared
With friendships gladly made
And so it was the Order formed
With Mathoms as their trade

The made their home in Songburrow
And built a stately hall
There outside laid a welcome mat
And Mathoms lined the wall
The table ever full with food
For all the hungry guests
The hall was like a sanctuary
Where weary folk could rest

And folk did come and folk did go
Throughout the days that passed
So many memories were made
Of happiness that lasts
But best of all, the friendships formed
Should fill us all with cheer
So hug your friends as tight you can
There's hope for all our years

The poem that won first prize at the Harnkegger Games 2015

posted Sep 9, 2015, 4:00 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush   [ updated Sep 9, 2015, 4:01 AM ]

By Volko Fastbite  


The day was bright, the grass was green, 

No cloud had yet the blue sky seen, 

And in the calm of afternoon 

A hobbit walked, dark-haired and thin. 


His thoughts were far, across the hill, 

Where pines stand round the Overhill - 

They said there was a little hole, 

Where lived a girl whose pies could heal. 


They said that wounded, sick and ill

Came there with hope to Overhill

And when they tasted spoken pies

Their pain would go. A magic meal!


The hobbit heard of those who took

One bite and healed. He wished to look

For her who crafted magic pies,

Because he was himself a cook.


From Michel Delving to Waymeet

Then Hobbiton, he walked by feet

For three long days with stops to sleep

And only thirteen times to eat!


At last he came, he found the way

Just by the end of the fifth day,

He saw her – beautiful and light,

He stared and had no words to say.


She fed him well, he fell in love,

Her pies were crispy from above

Inside there was a juicy meat

Of rabbit or, perhaps, a dove.


From then they lived a happy life,

He asked her to become his wife,

They always cooked her magic pies

And even learned to play the fife.


The end.


Master Volko Fastbite won first prize in the Harnkegger games'  Poetry and Story Contest 2015 with the above poem.  Master Volko adds, that the poem is almost autobiographical.

Poem - Fireworks

posted Apr 25, 2015, 4:20 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush

By Simbo Rumblebelly, drawings by Master Fidgit  


Boom!  

Fireworks  

Oh, light up the sky

And light up the world
In magical colours
That fizzle and twirl
The stars are all dancing
As fireworks explode
And gazing with wonder
Stand the hobbits below




There's red and there's yellow

And orange and white
A shimmering rainbow
That lights up the night
But also there's roaring
A bang and a crash
Like thunder and lightening
It's gone in a flash




And many fine memories

Are made at the sight
Of fireworks exploding
The vision delights
They bring you much colour
They bring you much noise
The best thing of fireworks
They bring you much joy!

Song - Yard Party Thrill

posted Feb 23, 2015, 5:24 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush   [ updated Feb 27, 2015, 7:34 AM ]

By Toadflax Nosely   

Here's a song about our lovely weekly Bird and Baby Yard Party and also I have made the music I use for it available (see the bottom of this page) and feel free to sing this if you like as I am only happy if more people gets to hear of the Yard Party.  

That's the Bird and Baby Yard Party in Michael Dwelling [sic], every Thursday starting at 19:30 ((UK time)), all good people welcome and always announced here in the Gazette. 



(To the left) An impromptu ensemble perfoms "Yard Party Thrill"  for the very first time - at a Yard Party, of course.

YARD PARTY THRILL

# I can't stand still
# Got that Yard Party thrill
# Yea, that Yard Party feel
# My feet gotta move

# We dance with skill
# High on Yard Party thrill
# We keep going until
# Our feets are all bruised

# There's Ale and the Mystery Food
# They even serve Swill
# But the Brown Ale is rather good
# And adds buzz to the thrill

# Folks passing by
# Get ensnared by the feel
# Catch the Yard Party thrill
# Some of them are here still

# A minstrel stops by and plays
# Sweet Shire melodies
# Everyone is invited to stay
# As long as they please

# O, do stop by!
# Eat and drink your fill
# Join a merry quadrille
# Catch the Yard Party Thrill!


(( OOC:

It goes well to sing this to the tune of Blueberry Hill.

Two versions of Blueberry Hill, a solo version and one for eight musicians are included in my Music Pack at the Crickhollow Music Library. Go to http://crickhollowmusic.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=10406822

to see the name of the current version of the Music pack, then hit the 'Songs' button at the top of the page to get to the download page.))

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