Byronbrand's election manifesto

posted Nov 29, 2010, 6:14 AM by Yola Plumblossom   [ updated Nov 29, 2010, 6:16 AM by Bovso Oakengates ]
My election manifesto consists of three basic issues regarding Bramblebury:
  1. tackling with reckless horse rider behaviour together with our chief township Michel Delving
  2. stimulate Bramblebury inhabitants to organize and contribute to more cultural activities (fishing competitions, parties, play and music)
  3. increase the supply of pie, drink and other essentials to supports the second manifest issue.
Slogan:
A vote for Byronbrand is a vote for pie.
You do like pie, don't you ?
  
In order to realize the manifesto, Byronbrand will:
  1. with the help of the Sheriffs, bounders and concerned good Shirefolk collect names of reckless horsemen and sent angry letters of protest;
  2. approach Bramblebury inhabitants and ask them to plan cultural events;
  3. levy a tax to be able to supply in essential party supplies ( mostly pie ) in the form of 10 silvertons per party per inhabitant; or the equivalent contribution in pie and drink.
Yours truly,
  
Byronbrand Stepwise.
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