By Bonkadoc Bonkadoc Turnip Juice Industries is looking for additional help because of a record spring turnip bounty. Any
able-bodied hobbits are invited to hard labour at 6 Chalk Road,
Goatbottle, at dawn, for the next two weeks. First and Second breakfasts
are provided on site. Master Juicer Bonkadoc henceforth issues this statement. "I
am immensely pleased with the bounty this year. We farmers are at the
mercy of the weather, which in the Shire is affected by our ancient
ceremonies. None is more important than the selection of May Queen and
King. At this time I would like to express my pleasure towards our May
Queen Dassa and May King Potty, without whom this would not have been
possible." |
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