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Help wanted!!

posted Apr 14, 2018, 4:36 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush   [ updated Apr 16, 2018, 3:16 PM ]
By Bonkadoc  


Looking for volunteers to hard labour on turnip fields.  



Bonkadoc Turnip Juice Industries is looking for additional help because of a record spring turnip bounty. 
Any able-bodied hobbits are invited to hard labour at 6 Chalk Road, Goatbottle, at dawn, for the next two weeks. First and Second breakfasts are provided on site. 

Master Juicer Bonkadoc henceforth issues this statement. 

"I am immensely pleased with the bounty this year. We farmers are at the mercy of the weather, which in the Shire is affected by our ancient ceremonies. None is more important than the selection of May Queen and King. At this time I would like to express my pleasure towards our May Queen Dassa and May King Potty, without whom this would not have been possible."
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