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End of an era?

posted Jun 22, 2013, 12:00 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush
By Alken Chubb 

Shocking events in The Green Dragon this Friday (June 21) when a drunken overweight Dwarf crushed Master Matzo's chair. Onlookers were stunned to see the Dwarf gather up the shattered pieces and attempt to disguise the crime by throwing what remained on to the fire. 

Needless to say the Dwarf made a hurried exit shortly after. The chair was quickly replaced by The Green Dragon Staff with a spare from the cellar.