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Another Shrew Infestation!

posted May 8, 2012, 6:00 AM by Peppy Bristlebrush   [ updated May 28, 2012, 4:51 AM ]
Master Hamfast Gamgee of 3 Bagshot Row, the Hill, has complained to the Gazette about a multitude of shrews that has attacked his award-winning garden. Master Hamfast, better known as "Gaffer" Gamgee and a respected gardener, was at his wit's end. "With our Sam gone out of bounds with young Master Frodo, I just don't have enough hands to cope with these annoying critters!", he exclaimed.
Master Gamgee has proceeded to place traps among his veggies and taters, thus catching a large number of the vermin. He had put them all in a large cage to deal with them later. But to his dismay, some miscreant(s) had let the shrews out again! But who? Who? Who? The matter has now been put in the hands of the Shirriff and his bounders.