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Oldfurlong Shiriff Election: leaflet 2

posted Oct 7, 2012, 4:02 AM by Byronbrand Stepwise   [ updated Oct 11, 2012, 1:22 AM by Bovso Oakengates ]
My dear supporters,
I have been overwhelmed by the influx of an number of letters with opposing viewpoints and 'gifts' in response to my latest leaflet. This only proofs that my personal viewpoint is, in fact, an expression of a deeply repressed generally shared opinion!

One (kin member!) sent over a Hundred cups of hot soup in an disguised attempt to drown me in Medley ! I hate medley soup ! An incident that will be severely dealt with by the soon to be deputy shirriff !

It goes without saying that a community in such fear of stating their true beliefs only strengthens my resolution.

Thus now without further ado: before you is the second campaign leaflet fresh from the rolling press ! Even though the editorial had placed a bounder in front of the main entrance  I was able to infiltrate via an open window which Byronbrand has left open to let in the cat.

Respectfully yours,
Dyronbrand Stepwise